Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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