I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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