She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
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Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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