you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it