do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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