Sry I called you an 8
only you would photoshop your dick
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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