yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
MIDGETS
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I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
