maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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