ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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