I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
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The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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