Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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