do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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