When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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