Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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