Tell her she can't have a vagina
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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