I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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