Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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