Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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