All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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