I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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