I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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