Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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