I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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