Quick, to the slutcave!
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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