I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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