He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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Bring me that man meat
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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