Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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