lets start a swedish sibling band together
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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