This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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