I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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