how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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