Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
