Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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