I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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