Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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