...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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