i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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