Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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