Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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