I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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