kristin has been a bad kristin
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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