I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
You did what with his pubic hair?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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