I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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