Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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