Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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