Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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