I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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