Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Terrible idea I love it
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I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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