Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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