Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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