I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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