the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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