i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
