are you still at the devil's house?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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