walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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