I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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