i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm too high and old for this...
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I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
So. Much. Porn.
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