i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
