is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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