found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Randomize
